Merry Christmas from the Johnson’s
HOHOHO, no I am not talking about Mrs. Johnson my friends (that would just be wrong). I bet it was a lovely ceremony of maximum capacity and maximum security. With the economy down and all it is wise to do as the Johnson’s do and keep your calls local.
Source: DNA
Who knew that feeding the gease could be a workout?
"You will build muscle, you will build stamina, and you will need to build a Match.com profile if you have one."
Great idea asshole. You just invented a way to look jacked while looking like your jerking it.
I mean this is something you joke about after (or during) too many beers.
P.S. Everyone I know is getting one for Christmas.
Source: AD
How to piss off your ex boyfriend 101
If you just broke up with your man and want to get back at him while making an extra buck on the side pose naked on eBay while selling his clothes. This guy must have done something really bad to have this happen. You know that if she is capable of this kind of stunt then she is having revenge sex with all of his friends while we speak.
Check out the eBay auction. That Ed Hardy shirt has never looked so good. He is a damn fool.
For the record: you’re a sicko if you make a bid.
iSHnation: ADD
HIgh School band teacher caught playing in A minor
The Carlisle High School band teacher is accused of having sexual contact with a minor.
Carlisle police arrested Alexander Patrick Dyer, 34, of Indianola, Wednesday on charges of sexual exploitation by a school employee and lascivious sexual contact with a minor.
Dyer has taught for a decade, the last three years in Carlisle, according to the district website. He taught concert band, jazz band and marching band at the northeast Warren County school. He was not listed as in custody at the Warren County Jail late Wednesday.
Efforts to reach Dyer by telephone late Wednesday were unsuccessful. Neither Carlisle Superintendent Tom Lane nor Warren County Attorney John Criswell could be reached for comment.
No more Rusty Trombone practice for Alex! What do you think his pickup line was "want to play lead in my skin flute class?"
If you don’t laugh you don’t have a pulse
With this many Japanese men together I was forced categorize this under Technology.
iSHNation: DNA
Best backup in NCAA football – Johnny Mac
This is stright dirty. Even if this took many takes. Pretty creative.
I am sure that if I were him I would have this on loop in my bedroom with many bottles of hard alcohol.
iSHnation: VCA
10,000 Super (Bowl) Strippers Needed
MyFoxdfw.com: DALLAS - A North Texas strip joint manager is looking to hire at least 100 more strippers to fill what he calls an exotic dancer shortage plaguing Dallas-Fort Worth because of the upcoming Super Bowl XLV . To make the mark, Walsh made up fliers promising new dancers big money in a clean club near big Super Bowl
events. Walsh told TMZ he is not the only understaffed exotic club in the area.
In fact, Walsh said, DFW's 60 or so adult establishments are short a total of 10,000 exotic dancers. Arlington city officials said they expect to host 300,000 visitors during Super Bowl weekend, which puts the tourist-to-stripper ratio at about a hearty 30:1.
Charlie Sheen must be going to Dallas.
iSH Nation: AD
(Assault with a dildo weapon)*
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