Merry Christmas from the Johnson’s
HOHOHO, no I am not talking about Mrs. Johnson my friends (that would just be wrong). I bet it was a lovely ceremony of maximum capacity and maximum security. With the economy down and all it is wise to do as the Johnson’s do and keep your calls local.
Source: DNA
Tebow SNL Skit
"If I am the son of God, then Tom Brady gotta be the guys nephew."
Not a big SNL fan, but this is solid.
Stern throws down on CP
ESPN - The New Orleans Hornets and Los Angeles Clippers submitted a multiplayer blockbuster deal to the NBA on Sunday that would send All-Star point guard Chris Paul to Los Angeles, a source with knowledge of the discussions said Monday. But the trade as presented has one hitch: The league, which owns the Hornets, wanted Eric, while the Clippers want to keep their point guard, the source said.
The deal would be done if the league hadn't asked for Bledsoe, according to the source. The trade as submitted would cost the Clippers guard Eric Gordon, center Chris Kaman and forward Al-Farouq Aminu. It would also include Minnesota's first-round draft pick in 2012. The Los Angeles Times, citing two sources familiar with the discussions, reported late Sunday the deal included Bledsoe, but the source told ESPN that is not so. The Times' report said both parties were in the final stages of negotiations and that the NBA will likely review the deal Monday. A source close to Paul said he has decided to pick up the option on his contract as part of the potential deal, meaning he would be in Los Angeles through at least the 2012-2013 season.
Tebow Time continues
Tim Tebow is a guy I have to pull for. I mean, how can you not? Being a Dolphins fan I have to assume this will not continue over the long haul (defenses caught up to the Wildcat), but that's what is intriguing about him. Tim will have his hands full keeping up with Tom Brady and the Patriots this weekend. The PATS D is soft, but you can expect Bill to dial up some schemes that Tim has never seen in his short NFL career. Prediction: Pats 27 – Broncos 17
The NFL should flex this game into primetime.
Potty Putter might be the worst idea ever
Why would you ever spend $20.00 on this piece of shit? I mean I understand it’s either a gag gift or created for the ultimate bachelor pad.
No chick should ever sleep with a man that has this in his bathroom. Ladies you can do better than this.
Also, what am I supposed to do if I jack one over the green and into the ruff? Do I have to do the penguin into the shower stall retrieve my ball?
On second thought I might buy this for our office secret Santa to ensure that someone walks away with the worst gift ever.
Aaron Berry loves the Lord and cash money
Last night I was watching Sunday night football and I got my first glimpse of Aaron Berry's tattoo (I had to Google who this 2nd string / undrafted cornerback even was). What is it you ask? You can clearly make out Jesus (half of his face covered by his shoulder pad) and a one hundred dollar bill with Benjamin Franklin’s face clearly marked on it.
Did he purposely cover Jesus’ face so that he did not have to watch the Lion’s secondary get torched by Drew Brees? Or did he want to make sure that his TV audience can clearly see that he is all about the Benjamin’s?
Questions for iSH Nation:
- What do his teammates think when they see this?
- Do they think?
- Do they think he is an idiot or do you think they give mad props to him?
- How many guns are in his locker at this moment?
He better pray to the Lord that he records more than 23 tackles this season (1 career interception) or he will have no coin to speak of.
Adam Carolla explains the Occupy Wall Street Generation
Get out of your tent and get a job.
Who knew that feeding the gease could be a workout?
"You will build muscle, you will build stamina, and you will need to build a Match.com profile if you have one."
Great idea asshole. You just invented a way to look jacked while looking like your jerking it.
I mean this is something you joke about after (or during) too many beers.
P.S. Everyone I know is getting one for Christmas.
Source: AD
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