Yes, your brain just melted.

HOHOHO, no I am not talking about Mrs. Johnson my friends (that would just be wrong).  I bet it was a lovely ceremony of maximum capacity and maximum security.  With the economy down and all it is wise to do as the Johnson’s do and keep your calls local.

Source: DNA

“If I am the son of God, then Tom Brady gotta be the guys nephew.”

Not a big SNL fan, but this is solid.

ESPN - The New Orleans Hornets and Los Angeles Clippers submitted a multiplayer blockbuster deal to the NBA on Sunday that would send All-Star point guard Chris Paul to Los Angeles, a source with knowledge of the discussions said Monday.  But the trade as presented has one hitch: The league, which owns the Hornets, wanted Eric, while the Clippers want to keep their point guard, the source said.  

The deal would be done if the league hadn’t asked for Bledsoe, according to the source.  The trade as submitted would cost the Clippers guard Eric Gordon, center Chris Kaman and forward Al-Farouq Aminu. It would also include Minnesota’s first-round draft pick in 2012.  The Los Angeles Times, citing two sources familiar with the discussions, reported late Sunday the deal included Bledsoe, but the source told ESPN that is not so.  The Times’ report said both parties were in the final stages of negotiations and that the NBA will likely review the deal Monday.  A source close to Paul said he has decided to pick up the option on his contract as part of the potential deal, meaning he would be in Los Angeles through at least the 2012-2013 season. 

Tim Tebow is a guy I have to pull for.  I mean, how can you not?  Being a Dolphins fan I have to assume this will not continue over the long haul (defenses caught up to the Wildcat), but that’s what is intriguing about him.  Tim will have his hands full keeping up with Tom Brady and the Patriots this weekend.  The PATS D is soft, but you can expect Bill to dial up some schemes that Tim has never seen in his short NFL career.  Prediction:  Pats 27 – Broncos 17

The NFL should flex this game into primetime.

Why would you ever spend $20.00 on this piece of shit?  I mean I understand it’s either a gag gift or created for the ultimate bachelor pad. 

No chick should ever sleep with a man that has this in his bathroom.  Ladies you can do better than this.    

Also, what am I supposed to do if I jack one over the green and into the ruff?  Do I have to do the penguin into the shower stall retrieve my ball? 

On second thought I might buy this for our office secret Santa to ensure that someone walks away with the worst gift ever.

Did he purposely cover Jesus’ face so that he did not have to watch the Lion’s secondary get torched by Drew Brees? Or did he want to make sure that his TV audience can clearly see that he is all about the Benjamin’s? 

Questions for iSH Nation: 

• What do his teammates think when they see this?  
• Do they think? 
• Do they think he is an idiot or do you think they give mad props to him? 
• How many guns are in his locker at this moment?

He better pray to the Lord that he records more than 23 tackles this season (1 career interception) or he will have no coin to speak of.

Get out of your tent and get a job.

SAN MARTIN, Calif. — Tiger Woods has his first major endorsement since his downfall two years ago, announcing a deal Wednesday with Rolex to be one of its ambassadors.

Woods had lost five major endorsements in the two years since he was exposed for serial adultery and eventually divorced. He previously had a watch deal with Tag Heuer, which dropped him two months ago.

Terms of the deal were not disclosed, although it is believed to be longer than five years.

Woods earlier this year announced a deal in Japan to endorse a heat rub product for Kowa Company Ltd., although that was geared exclusively for Japanese markets.

The Rolex deal is far more significant, and it was announced the day Woods returned to the PGA Tour at the Frys.com Open. His agent at Excel Sports Management, Mark Steinberg, promised more deals to come.

“This makes a big statement,” Steinberg said at CordeValle, where he was watching Woods tee off in the pro-am. “I think this shows me where people are with Tiger Woods.”

Woods has lost endorsement deals with AT&T, Accenture, Tag Heuer, Gatorade and Gillette since his downfall.

Steinberg said Rolex would be the first of a “couple of announcements” related to endorsements, including a deal for Woods’ golf bag. He has had his foundation logo on the bag since AT&T dropped him a month after Woods’ sex scandal unfolded in November 2009.

He said a bag deal was likely to be announced as early as six weeks. Woods has been in negotiations with Fry’s Electronics, sponsor of this week’s tournament, although those discussions have been going on for most of the year.

This is a return to Rolex of sorts for Woods. He had an endorsement deal with Tudor, a Rolex brand, when he first turned pro.

Swiss-based Rolex said it was paying tribute “to the exceptional stature of Tiger Woods and the leading role he plays in forging sport’s global appeal.”

“Rolex is convinced that Tiger Woods still has a long career ahead of him, and that he has all the qualities required to continue to mark the history of golf,” the company said in a statement.

Woods has 14 majors and 82 wins worldwide, although none since he won the Australian Masters on Nov. 15, 2009. He fell out of the top 50 in the world ranking for the first time in 15 years.

He missed most of this summer recovering from injuries to his left leg. Woods is playing four more times this year, starting with the Frys.com Open, followed by the Australian Open, Presidents Cup and the Chevron World Challenge.

Typical of his previous endorsements, Steinberg said the Rolex logo would not be visible as Woods plays golf. He had a watch in his bag during the pro-am, Steinberg said. Woods doesn’t wear a watch when he plays golf.