Sports Science: It’s Happy Time

By bd / January 7, 2011 / Golf, Sports / No Comments

We all know this will never change the game, but a good watch.  Sports Sceience does not mess around. 

Virginia: What’s this I hear about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods? 
Happy Gilmore: What? I didn’t *break* it, I was just testing its durability, and then I *placed* it in the woods because it’s made of wood and I just thought he should be with his family. 

Announcer: Quite a large and economically diverse crowd here at the Michelob Invitational. I guess it’s the new tour sensation Happy Gilmore who’s attracting all sorts of people to this beautiful course.

Announcer: We haven’t seen Happy Gilmore play this badly since his first day on tour. He and Bob Barker are now dead last. 
Bob Barker: I can’t believe you’re a professional golfer. I think you should be working at the snack bar. 
Happy Gilmore: You better relax, Bob. 
Bob Barker: There is no way that you could have been as bad at hockey as you are at golf. 
Happy Gilmore: All right, let’s go. 

Mr. Larson: Trying to reach the green from here, Shooter? 
Shooter McGavin: I’m afraid that’s impossible, sir. 
Mr. Larson: I beg to differ. Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago. 
Shooter McGavin: Well, moron… 
[turns to see Mr. Larson for the first time] 
Shooter McGavin: good for Happy Gilm-OH MY GOD!

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