Typical Yankee Response

ESPN – Pitcher Cliff Lee reached an agreement on a deal to rejoin the Philadelphia Phillies late Monday night, a Texas Rangers team source told ESPNDallas.com’s Richard Durrett. Lee’s deal with Philadelphia is for five years and $120 million with a vesting option for a sixth, a source said.

iSH reader response: Just kidding I would’ve eaten this gross bitch out like she had the last vagina on Earth if it meant her husband was coming to the Yankees. Oh well so much for that now. Instead the Yankees are having themselves a pretty shitty offseason, which is something I don’t think I’ve ever said before. But the good news is the Yankees  don’t have 27 banners for winning the offseason. They have 27 banners for winning fucking championships. So did the Red Sox crush it last week? Yep. Did the Phillies crush it late last night? Yep. Did the Yankees do a thing besides re-sign 2 players who are a combined 77 years old? Nope. But that’s why they play the games folks. Slumps. Hot streaks. Injuries. Breakout years. Down years. Maybe Philly and Boston are the favorites in December, but people remember Mr. October and Mr. November, not Mr. December.

-Mr. LongIsland