Vancouver Sounds Like Fun
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SkunkPost.com Now we know why the curling fans at the Olympics are so rowdy. They’re getting laid. Apparently everyone at the Olympics is having lots of sex….because we are proud to report that the Winter Games are the first Olympics ever to RUN OUT OF CONDOMS. Health officials in Vancouver handed out 100,000 free condoms to the 7,000 athletes and officials at the Games. Do the math….that’s about 14 per person…and it wasn’t enough. On Wednesday, the news broke (bad choice of words when discussing condoms). Supplies were getting dangerously low. Horny athletes were alarmed. No one would go near Bode Miller. The Canadian women’s hockey team stopped drinking. But fortunately, the Canadian Foundation for AIDS Research came to the rescue and sent an emergency shipment of 8,500 rubbers to the Olympic Village. Let the games resume! |
“100,000 free condoms to the 7,000 athletes and officials”
Dude, if we assume half of the athletes are men, we’re only looking at 3500 dicks in use at any given time – that’s 28 condoms per dick (and that’s assume no lesbian hookups where condoms are useless) – that’s INSANE!
that is 3,500 unmarried single dicks (or we assume). that is not counting the Kobe Bryant barebackers. again, sounds like a fun place to hang out.