AV's Olympic Fantasy Draft
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Hey ishers – can we put together a fantasy draft of “unkown olympians we would like to punish” Any country, any sport – each contributing member gets 3 rounds to make their team. Careful all you donks going for the flashy wide receiver in round 1. Lindsey Vonn comes with a high price tag and she could be a locker room cancer. Did you see the extended cry she had after the Gold medal run? Sounds selfish and could be a locker room cancer. I am gonna take a safer pick as my number 1 and go with the German curler chick. I feel she is exactly who I need for some team chemistry. She isn’t afraid to play the teammate role cause she has the bull dike skip that hogs all the attention. She is just waiting for a breakout role on a winning team and I am willing to give her that shot. “With the first pick in the 2010 Winter Olympics fantasy draft, AV selects – Hot German Curler” |
Vonn thinks she is cooler than she really is. dropped way down in terms of hotness.
The Hawk selects Chemmy Alcott. A british alpine skier. Cute face, nice dumper and she knows how to work them poles. “Chemmy” is a pretty sexy name and guess what? This bitch speaks English. Now talk about lockeroom chemistry.
http://olympicgirls.net/chemmy-alcott/
Language barrier could be tough. My team is gonna feel like a hockey team where there is no cohesive relationships other than awkward chirps and grunts
i got dibs on American (kind of lame) Gretchen Bleiler. She’s a snowboarder babe and something tells me she can party…
I’m going with that broad who dropped Apollo Ohno…she knows what she wants plus has one hell of a TC as the picture so gracefully supplied by the Ish shows us
My predetermined pick was sniped in free agency by the GM of Team bshep – Touche my friend. She is an instant impact draft pick and could mean as much to your fantasy team as Strasburg does to the Nationals. Lets just say she has serious upside.
To start Friday off with a solid pickup I am going to keep this Domestic and go with Julia Mancuso. I am sticking with the steady stream of under the radar chicks. Silver in the Super G and gold in the Slalom. No crying, fine with all the cameras on Vonn, and is unafraid to wear ski boots in with a bikini (this carries a lot of weight on this team). Also, I did some statistical research through our good friends at STATs, Inc (Wikipedia) and found out she has her own lingerie line, Kiss My Tiara, and her father was arrested in a $140 million weed smuggling operation.
Team outlook: Solid chemistry (although nobody nicknamed Chemmy like Cheeba Hawk), terrible language barriers could make things interesting, 2 medals, 1 Chick that screams HARDER with every shot she takes, and one with severe daddy issues. I think I am flying off the handle with a flashy wide receiver in the third round. Good luck GMs.
Additional research showed AV’s second round pick, Julia Mancuso, fraternizing with The Hawks first round pick up in a hot tub. We will see how this plays out later in the season. For now anytime we can get hot, bisexual, downhill action into a fantasy draft – I have to say YES.
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04/chemmy0704LM_450x306.jpg
With the 8th-commented pick in the AV winter games draft, I’ll take Cheryl Bernard, skip of the Canadian Women’s Curling Team. Set to play for gold this weekend at age 44 and as as skipper of the woman’s team from the #1 curling nation in the world, CB is a true player/coach and MILF. With those credentials, I feel she’s a steal at #8.
Oh by the way, think she likes ice in the bedroom? Yeah, I’d think so.
This position will work… http://www.mjtimes.sk.ca/media/photos/unis/photo_546730_resize_article.jpg
Well if you’re going to give me the ninth pick as well, I’ll take the biggest female athlete from these games, who just happens to be 19, to nicely balance the age average on my team. I’ll take Kim Yuna, who not only scored the highest ever figure skating score in the history of the her sport but has the flexibility to prove another steal at 9.
http://www.asiaenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/kim-yu-na.jpg
How can a 19 year old from NK not make the locker room ‘tighter’?
I love the Asain flare you are throwing into the draft. Plus with the drinking age being 19 in Vancuver she probably had her first beer after the gold medal.
I must do some research needed to make a solid draft pick, but feast your eyes on this UNdraftworthy chick. http://www.vancouver2010.com/olympic-curling/athletes/carolyn-darbyshire_ath1053509IL.html
With a surprise late round pick DNA drafts the hot Swiss curler who, judging by her piercing, brings more than just curling skills.
http://nimg.sulekha.com/sports/thumbnailfull/carmen-schaefer-2009-3-21-6-31-2.jpg
WINNER: http://ego.globo.com/Gente/foto/0,,14520902-EXH,00.jpg – Smokin’ hot. From her bio she loves watching movies…i guess that is a plus. whatever. late 1st round sleeper.
To top it off she is Russian so so loves getting hammerTown on the Vodka after a W on the ice. No doubt my pick can melt the ice and drink Bode Miller under the table.
http://www.vancouver2010.com/olympic-curling/athletes/ludmila-privivkova_ath1001091iM.html – BIO
Womens Curling is so hot right now.
BD – I was hoping to not have to go to this level, but you leave me no choice. I stand by my draft pick and have provided supporting evidence below.
1. http://www.newsgab.com/forum/attachments/celebrity-pictures/229056d1261348487-carmen-schaefer-swiss-curling-team-white-bikini-wet-shirt-carmen-schaefer.jpg
2. http://www.newsgab.com/forum/attachments/celebrity-pictures/229057d1261348487-carmen-schaefer-swiss-curling-team-white-bikini-wet-shirt-carmen-schaefer2.jpg
3. http://www.newsgab.com/forum/attachments/celebrity-pictures/229058d1261348487-carmen-schaefer-swiss-curling-team-white-bikini-wet-shirt-carmen-schaefer3.jpg
Plus, being Swiss, I bet this chick goes spring skiing in the nude in the Alps, what more could you ask for?
I like the pick alot. She was just on yesterday in the Semis against Merlin’s Cheryl Bernard. She is a loose cannon for sure. Piercings, dangerous glare in her eye, and she must a have a few curling rock tattoos somewhere in the vicinity of her lower back. I commend you GM DNA
My second selection is Tanith Belbin. A figure skater for Team USA. She was born in Canada but has dual citizenship. So naturally she decided to play for the country with the bigger dingle and more money.
Here are 3 more reasons why I picked her.
1. http://cdn.bleacherreport.com/images_root/slides/photos/000/145/301/RackMultipart.8768.0_display_image.jpg?1264528591
2. http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/1491/78941012.jpg
3. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/18/Tanith_Belbin.jpg/502px-Tanith_Belbin.jpg
Wow what a steal in the 2nd round. To be honest this chick is way better than your first selection.
Nice find…impressive sir. I love the dual citizenship and choosing the red white and blue
These curlers must be insane in the sack. 70% of their sport is yelling “Hard” repeatedly at the top of their lungs.
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