Vikings Stick Together
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A Gun-Slinger, a Super Model, and a Tiger. Vikings throughout history would be proud. In a sports week when Favre has dominated the headlines, this one is truly better than fiction. 2 Vikings, 1 Tiger. The Daily News is reporting that Tiger Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren, has visited Woods at the Gentle Path clinic for sex addiction, while staying at the home Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre, both located in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. A Tough Time For Vikings. While Nordegren has been dealing with humiliating revelations that her husband cheated on her with at least 10 women, Favre is being blamed for blowing the Viking’s chance of getting to the Super Bowl. Favre has not confirmed the Us Weekly report (or really anything for the last 3 off-seasons), but the magazine said Nordegren has not gone unnoticed in Hattiesburg. “She definitely stands out,” a local shopkeeper told US. “She was beautiful. She was walking around alone and trying to keep to herself.” When the Tiger and Favre Circus’s get together, Barnum and Bailey better watch out. PS. This may be the only story in ESPNish history filed under Golf and NFL that doesn’t involve a celebrity golf tournament. |
INTerception of Elin. This entire story feels like Tropic Thunder. So outlandish that it feels fake.
If this is real, it’s unreal
Elin: who’d you rather?
Elin is totally caught up in a scene with two athletes at the top of their game who have no idea if they will play again. AHAHAHA only a hot crazy viking chick could cause this.
Speaking of hot chicks – how about Favre’s daughter? She was looking real money on Sunday. Favre’s wife is still getting it done as well. I did not know thy were high school sweethearts. What do you think the over/ under is on vadge Favre has touched? 3? Potentially, one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time has only banged 1 chick in his lifetime. That is fucking depressing and goes against every reason for becoming the star quartrback. His wife must like girls or ATM….something real wild to keep it interesting.