Woman Crashes While Shaving Bikini Line
CUDJOE KEY (CBS) ― A two-car crash on a Florida highway was caused by a 37-year-old woman who was shaving her bikini area while in the driver's seat, according to the Florida Highway Patrol. Her ex-husband was steering from the passenger seat.
Megan Mariah Barnes and her ex-husband Charles Judy were driving southbound Tuesday morning when they slammed into the back of a pick-up driven by David Schoff after he slowed to take a turn, CBS station WFOR-TV reports. Barnes said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be "ready for the visit," trooper Gary Dunick explained.
Barnes and Judy allegedly drove another half-mile before switching seats. When they were pulled over, Judy claimed to have been driving. Three passengers – a man and two women – were treated for minor injuries.
Barnes had been driving with a suspended license, just a day after being convicted in an Upper Keys court of a DUI. She was sentenced to nine months of probation, and her license was revoked for five years. Now, Barnes is being charged with reckless driving, driving with a revoked license, leaving the scene of a crash with injuries, and driving with no insurance, WFOR-TV reports. She could face a year in jail if found guilty of violating her probation.
I completely support “general housekeeping.” When I see this lady’s mug shot all I can think of is the saying “you can put lipstick on a pig, but it is still a pig.”
Source: Woo
Lindsay sues over “milkaholic” baby
Lindsay Lohan is suing an online stock trading firm for $100 million, claiming a 'milkaholic' baby called Lindsay used in a TV commercial is based on her.
Source: WOO
Alex Ovechkin best offensive player
Ovechkin scored twice in an shootout loss yesterday. Those two goals put him back in the NHL lead for goals tied with Crosby (44). He is also in the lead with 92 points on the season & also leads the league in plus/minus (+43).
Crosby who?
Milk was a bad choice
Fox News: A Kentucky woman was charged with assault after she allegedly squirted breast milk into the face of a deputy, sparking online debate Sunday in the local media.
Toni Tramel, 31, was arrested Thursday for public intoxication in Owensboro, WYMT-TV reported, but it is what she did next which has attracted headlines.
As Tramel changed into an inmate uniform, she squirted a stream of breast milk into the face of the female deputy watching over her.
A press release from the Daviess County, Kentucky, Detention Center, said that after the deputy decontaminated herself from the "bio-hazard", Tramel was charged with third degree assault.
While the public drunkenness was merely a misdemeanor offense, the assault is a felony charge and a US$10,000 bond was set.
Reports of the case have sparked debates about whether using breast milk as a weapon should constitute a felony assault case, with many readers likening it to an accused person spitting on an officer.
Also sparking feedback has been the use of the term "bio-hazard" to describe breast milk.
Kevin Laue is the Jim Abbott of college hoops
Kevin Laue is a pretty big kid standing at 6'11 220 lbs. I might shadow him to go to his right, but that is just me.
14 year old goes to jail for texting
The Smoking Gun- FEBRUARY 17--A 14-year-old Wisconsin girl who refused to stop texting during a high school math class was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct, according to police. The teenager was busted last Wednesday at Wauwatosa East High School after she ignored a teacher's demand that she cease texting. The girl, whose name we have redacted from the below Wauwatosa Police Department report, initially denied having a phone when confronted by a school security officer. However, the phone was located after the girl was frisked by a female cop. The police report noted, was recovered "from the buttocks area" of the teenager. The student was issued a criminal citation for disorderly conduct, which carried "a bail of $298," and had her phone confiscated.
Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Profile
At least she knows the deal. Anyone notice how nasty her teeth are getting?
How to cash in on naked video by Erin Andrews
The first rule of cashing in on the naked video seen around the world is vehemently deny you had anything to do with it. Next make an appearance on Oprah to discuss the horrendous situation to win back any female fan base. Then do a spread in GQ magazine to reintroduce herself to every man in America. Erin is back at ESPN as a sideline reporter for NCAA basketball & NCAA football.
What’s next? What would give her exposure to not only the male sports fan, but everyone at the same time….Dancing with the Stars. Erin has a dancing background as a Florida Gators Dazzler (basketball dance team AKA groupie). She’s got my vote.
Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson is on the same season that premiers on March 22nd. No doubt he will be workin’ on his end zone dance moves and Erin’s end zone at the same time.
Dunkin’ Donuts coffee worth more than Wizzards tickets
Deadspin- The NBA has an exciting new promotion where fans can earn two free tickets to a Washington home game simply by drinking five cups of Dunkin Donuts coffee. Or save up for a sixth cup....and get another cup of coffee!
Here's an email we got from reader Eric. S: I was at the Dunkin Donuts outside Verizon this morning getting my daily coffee. When I checked out, they handed me a coupon: "Drink 5 hot beverages, get two tickets to a Wizards Game". That's right, 5 coffees at Dunkin Donuts will net you TWO free tickets to a Wizards game. So two tickets to a Wizards game is now worth about $10. Compare this to their other promotion where you buy SIX coffees you get a free coffee, it's cheaper to get two Wizards tickets than it is to get free coffee. Truly amazing.
Hmmm. Tough choice. That seventh (FREE!) cup of coffee sounds pretty good, but consider this. If you cash in the ducats, go to the game and Biggie Bagel wins the scoreboard race, your ticket stub could be good for ANOTHER cup of free delicious coffee. Suckers! Look who just saved $1.75 and enjoyed a semi-professional basketball game! Plus all that sweet, sweet coffee.
A View from Above
That pool table is a bacteria trap
Wikipedia- "Chamberlain wrote four books, including his second autobiography, A View from Above (1991), in which he controversially claimed to have had sex with almost 20,000 women — this would have meant, on average, having had sex with more than one new woman every day of his life since the age of 15. Because of that, many people doubt his specific number, though few question the fact of wild sexual behavior. He drew heavy criticism from many public figures, who accused him of fulfilling stereotypes about African Americans, and of behaving irresponsibly, especially given the AIDS crisis, which was well underway by the 1980s (when many of the conquests were made). Chamberlain defended himself, saying "I was just doing what was natural — chasing good-looking ladies, whoever they were and wherever they were available". He also noted that he never tried to sleep with a woman who was married.
Chamberlain was a lifelong bachelor and fathered no known children. In spite of his extensive sexual escapades, there is no known record of his ever being the target of a paternity lawsuit."
Reason #1 why I don’t work on cars
Jimmie Johnson is in need of some new underwear after this clip. Think someone got their walking papers after this incident.
Irretrievably Broken
Spring training is here and so is all the hype around the Yankees. With the roster they have they are the team to beat not only in the AL East, but all of baseball. They brought in players like Curtis Granderson, Javier Vazquez, and Nick Johnson. A-Rod enters spring training without the whirlwind of the steroids saga, but now that he is a world champion.
It’s time to take A-Rod back down a notch. Here are his divorce papers…
Too Little Too Late: A lesson in Bonded Gold
The city was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup in a deli. The mercury sailed high into the 90's. For this weekend, I was forced to become a lowly tour guide for my two; non-english speaking; non-alcohol drinking, cousins. They were in town from Italy for a few weeks and had never been to the U.S.
The first day was a haymaker that almost knocked me out for the weekend.
It all started when we woke up around 5am Saturday morning to begin the arduous journey. I was out the night before where patron had its way with my insides. The two hour drive to New Haven Conn. hung over as a bastard was intolerable but wasn't anywhere close to what I was about to endure.
Lamar Odem must be an alcoholic
Here is my nasty wife & my new T-Shirt line
Lamar Odem has been experiencing about 6 months of coyote ugly. Khloe Kardashian is straight nasty. There are some reports that said Lamar is considering kicking Khloe to the curb. The only reason i can see that Lamar would want to be with her is because he is trying to promote his new clothing line –Lamar Odem Store (original name). On second thought he may just be using Khloe to get to Kim…or Khloe is such a nasty freak in bed because both Kim and Kourtney are so much better looking. An ugly girl always has to outperform good looking girls in bed because they have to differentiate themselves. I just don’t understand this he plays for the LAKERS for god sakes. Sober up Lamar, respect your penis and get out while you still can.
